From the recording Lee Brothers (NSFW)

Lyrics

A winter night, a family party, a limey Christmas show.
We showed up there to have some laughs except of course Miss Loaves
Her boobs said, “We miss you Dave,” but he told her to go away
Your sinus problems are to much to take, the gal in red is the one I crave.

Dave’s got a girlfriend, she don’t wine or bitch.
She’s got herself a brain she’s more than just tits.
Normal, witty, she’s got hair, she’s his girlfriend.

A few beers, a leather couch, sucking face downstairs
Diana G walks in on them and says, “What’s going on down here?”
All the guys said, “Go for it dude, the tramp in red is the one for you.”
But gee guys it’s too good to be true. I’m too polite to be sexually rude.

Dave’s got a girlfriend, she don’t wine or bitch.
She’s got herself a brain she’s more than just tits.
Normal, witty, she’s got hair, she’s his girlfriend.

Sherry’s gone and Dave’s not pale, in fact he looks just swell
Six years, crocodile tears, six bogus years in hell. You dominating bitch!
Now Chris is here, I hope she stays. I like her brain and what a rib cage.
Your friends are nice but, Dave if I may, who are the Lee Brothers anyway?

Dave’s got a girlfriend, she don’t wine or bitch.
She’s got herself a brain she’s more than just tits.
Normal, witty, she’s got hair, she’s his girlfriend.

Dave’s a girlfriend, a sorta normal kinda girlfriend
Dave’s got a girlfriend, a brainy flaky kinda girlfriend
Dave’s a girlfriend, a sorta normal kinda girlfriend
Dave’s got a girlfriend, a brainy flaky kinda girlfriend